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[vince hughes]

Fellows, Got this email from a bud a couple days ago. After thinking about it have realized some of you guys have been using this method for some time, and are WAY ahead of your time!! The rest of ya know what I mean. (just for fun, dont get your panties in a wad))

EURO-ENGLISH
>
> The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
> will be the official language
>
> of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
>
> As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
> spelling had some room for
>
> improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become
> known as 'Euro-English'.
>
> In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will
> make the sivil servants jump with joy. The
>
> hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion,
> and keyboards kan have one less
>
> letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when
> the troublesome 'ph' will be
>
> replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
>
> In the 2nd and 3rd years , publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
> expekted to reach the stage where
>
> more komplikated changes are possible.
>
> Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
> ben a deterent to akurate
>
> speling.
>
> Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is
> disgrasful and it should go away.
>
> By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with
> 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
>
> During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining
> 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav
>
> a reil sensi bl riten styl.
>
> Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
> understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united
>
> urop vil finali kum tru.
>
> Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey frekin vunted
> in ze forst plas.
>
>

[Dick Teal]

Vince,

You must be getting bored; I know how much time it takes to come up with something like you did. We need to send you some engines to keep you busy.

Have a great new year,

Dick Teal

[Rob Voska]

Gee the news says you should be sliding down a hill right about now in a giant mudslide. Who knows maybe you'll end up with sea side property.